Freudian.

[5:27 PM] Belle M Kelsall: I hate america

[5:27 PM] Belle M Kelsall: s

[5:27 PM] Belle M Kelsall: funniest home videos

[5:27 PM] Belle M Kelsall: … that was an unfortunate place to hit enter

In all fairness, I actually can’t wait to go back to the states. I want Cap’n Crunch and peanut butter candy. Stat!

Undiagnosed word dyslexia

I regularly see this particular advertisement on Flickr.

I misread it every single time thanks to The Jacksons and their stupid cat.

It's like a photo, but it... meows?

It trips everyone up.

Don't feel bad about spelling my name wrong.

Prepared.

Just in case.

Someone who knows you better than you know yourself.

There are many things I don’t like about myself but there are few things I would change. [Self-help guru thought of the day/I'm pretty lazy]

Guess What.

To Steven, From Belle:

I spent the weekend up North. Going home is the best! My goal was to get one of the chickens to sit on me knee. Status of that mission? Success! Next time I’m up I’m moving on to picking a chicken up. I’m convinced they like cuddles but just don’t know it yet….

To Belle, From Steven:

Congrats on the chicken thing. So brave. My first thought on reading that was your new nickname will be The Chicken Whisperer. But that seems a little cliche. My second thought was Gonzo, since he trained chickens (and you’re a bit of a muppet :p). It also refers to a form of journalism associated with large amounts of drug taking and alcohol (and everyone knows that’s what you’re all about). Perfect.

He says what we’re all thinking.

sean: why can’t I sleep and why must I always look back twice at roadkill?